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1. We aren’t afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We at least have a ten inch barrel
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection
6. We love to be aggressive, head first into anything
7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard.
8. We never forget to lube.
9. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!
11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between
12. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
13. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
14. We know how to use a condom
15. We're used to 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 situations
16. Standing, kneeling, laying down... really it doesn’t matter
17. We have great aim
18. We dont mind a little pain
19. We will play any chance we get
20. When we play we look good doing it!
21. We like to slide into our positions
22. I takes us a few seconds to find the sweet spot
22. We know how to handle our balls
23. we can shoot load after load
24. We know how to handle our equipment
25. We We hate having other peoples balls in our face or any at all
26. We arnt afraid to dive head first into tight places
(LOL ROB)
-Michael has just bought an 04 MacDev Cyborg from "newrosser", Matthew Gates of Atlantic Storm.
-Roberts gun is back on the market
-Seans got a evil scion
-Roberts mask STILL ISNT FUCKING HERE!!!
-Robert just realized one of his pods is smoke
-Nick might up his Evo
-sean played in young gunz final and placed fourth with some sick shots
HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BUY THIS WHO EVER MADE IT WAS A TOTAL GENIOUS!!!!!! Lol this is like one step away from remote or automatic turrets and gun emplacements...this actually makes rec look sweet but i doubt its tourny legal anywhere